Thursday, May 22, 2014

Sex and Wonder Woman


In 1941 Wonder Woman made her debut in All Star Comics #8. The story was written by William Moulton Marston. What fans may not know was that Wonder Woman was co-created by Marston's wife, Elizabeth. The heroine, originally named Suprema, had her characteristics modeled after Elizabeth, as well as Marston's polygamous lover Olive Byrne. The trio had hoped to create a super-hero "who would triumph not with fists or firepower, but with love".

According to wikipedia:

"Marston was the creator of a systolic-blood-pressure-measuring apparatus, which was crucial to the development of the polygraph (lie detector). Marston's experience with polygraphs convinced him that women were more honest and reliable than men and could work more efficiently. "Wonder Woman is psychological propaganda for the new type of woman who should, I believe, rule the world", Marston wrote".

Many of us are familiar with Wonder Woman due to the iconic 70s television show. Linda Carter was well cast as the busty, star covered, Amazon.

Linda was tall, beautiful, had a great body, and was sexy in her hip-hugger shorts.


Let's face it, despite the original intent of Marston's Wonder Woman, the fighting Amazon has been a flash of cheesecake in a world heavily dominated by men in tights and read by men in sweat pants.


Here at Geexplosion central we like to embrace our menial instincts. Thus, a celebration of some of the more overt pics of a sexualized Wonder Woman. (No nudity)

In this pic we see that - even if you have a magic invisible airplane it is
impossible for your eagle breast plate to defy gravity forever.

I am certain that we would never see Batman in this position.

I learned this in kindergarten when Trish Smith
stabbed me in the eye with a Lincoln Log.

Using Supe's cape to hide your goods is a decent plan
considering I don't think he can use his X-Ray vision
on his own cape... but I think he may have already taken a peak.
Keep thinking. You are obviously on the right track.
Fairly certain that this version of the costume is gonna cause an infection of some sort.
Awwww. How cute. She gets to act as the secretary. The key word is ACT.
Everyone knows she's still just the mascot.
I like the fact that the Spectre,
the physical embodiment of God's vengeance on Earth ,
is singing in the background.
Many binding games... Might we see an example of the roughest method?

Happy Birthday to you! Happy Birthday, dear Diana! Burn in Hell you pagan!






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